Ben was complaining to his friend Ralph about his new girlfriend. "I think Tonya is a hoarder. I went over to her place for the first time yesterday and everywhere I looked, there were magazines. Dozens of them, strewn around everywhere. People, Good Housekeeping, Readers Digest, TV Guide, Life, Time, Newsweek. You name it, she had it."
"I wouldn't go out with her anymore if I were you," said Ralph.
"Why not?"
"She has issues."
A cop pulled me over and saids, "Papers."
I turned to him and said, "Scissors. I win!" and then drove away.
Hunting was a big disappointment this past weekend. After exiting the main road my navigation device said, "Bear left", so I just went home.