Past Winners

What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station.

Of all my wife's relatives, the only ones I can stand to be around are her in-laws.

What's the difference between a psychiatrist and a psychologist?

If you say, 'I hate my mother', a psychiatrist will ask, "Why do you say that?"

Whereas a psychologist will say, "Thank you for sharing that with us."

What do you call a dog on the beach?

A Hot Dog