Since the corona-virus outbreak, my 27 year old son has been washing his hands vigorously.
In fact, he said, “I’ve been washing my hands so much, I found some answers to an old eighth-grade math test!"
COVID-19 should be renamed “The common core virus”...
Because none of the math is adding up!
Did you hear about the runner who left his math homework at the starting line?
He thought he could run away from his problems.
In the men's room at work, the Boss had placed a sign directly above the sink. It had a single word on it -- "Think!"
The next day, when he went to the men's room, he looked at the sign and right below, immediately above the soap dispenser, someone had carefully lettered another sign which read -- "Thoap!"