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Favorite this joke If you love something, set it free.
If it comes back, it will always be yours.
If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with.
But, if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and doesn't appear to realize that you had set it free... You either married it or gave birth to it.
Ask not what staying home on the couch can do for you...
But what staying home on the couch can do for your country!
My son asked me if a punch bowl is a place where you keep names of people you want to punch...
I usually keep them in my head but, keeping them in a fancy crystal bowl seems classy.
It's a sign of the time.... it's like being 16 again...
Gas is cheap and I'm grounded again!
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