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Favorite this joke What's the biggest lie one tells him/herself?
I don't need to write it down, I'll remember it later.
I ask my 85 year old grandpa to what he attributes his long life.
His answer... BREATHING!
New Restroom signs:
Men to the LEFT!
Ladies to the RIGHT! (Easier to remember since they are always RIGHT!)
A man went on a dating website, hoping to find a wife. In his profile description he wrote, "Looking for a woman that is smart, pretty, funny, a good cook, organized at home, and has a BASS BOAT!"
He then paused, gave it some more thought, and added, "To be considered, please include picture of the boat."
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