A girl walks in with a hole in her sock. Her Mum says, "I see your sock been to church."
The girl stares at her mother, not sure what she means. The mother then replies.
"It's a 'wholly-Sock.'"
Why is it that everyone is so worn out on April 01?
They have just endured a March of 31 days!
A daughter asks her mother, “What are character qualities that I should look for in a marriage partner? You know, for someone that I will be spending eternity with."
The mother replied, ”Go ask your father, he did better than I did.”