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Toy Disclaimers you have probably never noticed...

1. Warning: This fad will disappear in 6 weeks.

2. Caution: Care Bears do not actually care very much.

3. Warning: This toy produces substantially less childish glee in real life than it does in the TV commercial.

4. No beanies or babies harmed in the manufacture of this product.

5. Some dismemberment may occur.

6. In case of breakage, scream until Dad buys a replacement.

7. Not to be taken internally, literally or seriously.

8. Use as an actual terrorist device not recommended.

9. Do not attempt to combine your Ultra Mega Warrior with your cat to make Ultra Mega Cat Warrior.

10. Some assimilation required. Resistance is futile.

Want to hear a word I just made up?

Plagiarism.

What do you call a large pile of kittens?

A MEOWtain!

How does an undertaker explain raising his burial charges?

Blames it on the cost of living.