Best Jokes

What did the teeth say to the dentist?

So when are we going out?

A man walking in the forest feels close enough to God to ask, "God, what is a million years to you?"

God replies, "My son, a million years to you is like a second to me."

The man asks, "God, what is a million dollars to you?"

God replies, "My son, a million dollars to you is less than a penny to me. It means almost nothing to me."

The man asks, "So God, can I have a million dollars?"

And God replies, "In a second."

What did one computer say to the other?

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Four activists wearing leather jackets got out of their Hummer and threw eggs at us. I'm no Sherlock Holmes, but I think they're with PETA.