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The Terminator movie, the Kennedy family and an Anabolic Steroid walked into a bar.

They were arguing loudly. The bartender said: "Keep it down. What you are arguing about?"

“We can’t agree which one of us made Arnold Schwarzenegger big.”

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posted by "aod318" |
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"Are you an actress, auntie?"

"No darling, why do you ask?"

"Because Daddy says whenever you come over, we have a scene."

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posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |
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Not a single person asked if I could run fast in my new shoes today...

Being an adult is stupid.

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posted by "aod318" |
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I asked my wife to dress up as a nurse tonight to fulfill my fantasy...

That we have health insurance.

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posted by "aod318" |