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Favorite this joke My wife and I have this running battle over the temperature setting for our air conditioning.
She wants it set cooler. I want it set warmer.
After a recent verbal exchange, she finally shouted, "It's your fault. You always said you wanted a hot wife!"
If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get?
Answer: Away!
Heard a woman in Target ask her kid, "Is that a smart choice to make with your money?"
Now I'm wishing she would follow me around the store, too.
When I was at the gym yesterday, everyone kept asking me why I was always sitting still on the stationary bike.
I’m going downhill, dude, mind your own business.
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