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Favorite this joke Swimming Coach: "Hey! Why are you doing only the backstroke?"
Swimmer: "Because I just ate, sir. I don't want to swim on a full stomach."
Two rules to success in life...
1. Don't tell people everything you know.
Fred: "Do you think I have any brains at all?"
John: "Well, how can I put this nicely, I can describe it best like this... If they were to take your brain, roll it into a little ball and roll it down the edge of a razor blade, it would look like a BB rolling down an eight lane freeway."
TEACHER: How many feet are there in a yard?
STUDENT: It depends. If there are 3 people, then we have six feet!
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