Yo mamma so dumb, she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor!
Yo mamma so dumb, she fell up the stairs!
I went to my bank's ATM to check my balance...
It printed me out a coupon for Ramen Noodles.
What do you call a geeky nerd who is texting and wears glasses?
A 'Pointexter'!
Q: What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a trombonist?
A: A tattoo.