Tesla founder Elon Musk is originally from South Africa, which is strange.
You'd think he was from Mad-at-gas-car.
What do you call a herd of sheep falling down a hill?
A lambslide.
“I have a pet manatee.”
“What’s his name?”
“His name is Hindenburg but I call him Hugh for short.”
“Oh! The Hugh Manatee!”
A guy walks into a bar owned by Eminem.
He says,"Give me 2 shots..."
The bartender cuts him off saying,"You only get one shot."