A computer once beat me at chess...
But it was no match for me at kickboxing!
How far is it from the Earth to the Sun?
10 CVS receipts.
A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known...
And then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
A man who worked at a fire hydrant factory was always late for work.
When confronted by his boss the man explained, "You can't park anywhere near this place!"