A Prius just tried to race me at the light...
I totally had it for the first 100 meters, but I can only walk so fast.
Interviewer: I want to ask you a question, and your answer must be quick.
Me: Okay.
Interviewer: 12 + 37 = ?
Me: Quick!
The hardest part of making skimmed milk…
Is throwing the cows across the lake!
Television repairman: "So, what seems to be the problem with your TV?"
Homeowner: "Well, it has double images. I hope the two of you can fix it."