Did you hear about the dyslexic man who went out to buy maps?

He came back with a tin of Spam.

Do you know what my shirt is made of?

Boyfriend material.

Judy: I’ve made such delicious plans for a June wedding, but my boyfriend keeps postponing things.

Jane: Like what?

Judy: Like the proposal!

What do you call a Jedi in denial?

Obi-Wan Cannot Be