Past Winners

My wife is incredibly smart.

When I called her from my buddy’s phone she answered, “Hey love!”

She already knew it was me.

The doorbell rang and there was a little kid dressed as Gloria Gaynor...

At first I was afraid... Then I was petrified!

A man went into a store and bought a self help audio book...

It was called “How to Handle Disappointment”...

It was empty.

First day as a police officer...

Captain: "Why did you call for back up?"

Me: "There was a fly in my car."

S.W.A.T. Team Leader: "What exactly do you think we do?"