Past Winners

It's Christmas morning and after all the gifts are unwrapped Little Johnny ask the following qeustion, "Mother, where did all these pretty toys come from?"

Mother: "Johnny, Santa brought all of them."

Johnny: "Did he bring everything? Did he bring the electric train, the baseball glove and bat? The ice skates..."

Mother: "Yes Johnny, Santa brought everything."

Johnny: "Well, then who buys all the things in the stores?"

Forget about the past, you can’t change it.

Forget about the future, you can’t predict it.

Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one.

Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password...

It’s not stroganoff!

This past spring my church was flooded along with other places in the area. On the day back one of the Sunday School teacher decided to have a lesson on Noah and The Ark.

She asked the question: "Did you know that all the animals came on the ark in pairs?"

After some discussion, the teacher's fears were realizes as Little Johnny was waving his hand to be called on.

Little Johnny volunteered, "Teacher, all but the worms! They came on board in the apples."