Past Winners

Rita: Did your family move a lot when you were younger?

Greta: They did. But I always found them!

What happens when you give a Ford Fiesta Ritalin?

It turns into a Ford Focus.

I tried cooking with wine for the first time.

After five glasses, I forgot why I was in the kitchen.

A woman was talking to a co-worker, "I don't know what to do. My husband is such a mess maker that you can't imagine. He doesn't put anything away, I am always going around the house cleaning up after him."

The friend says, "Take a tip from me. The first week after we were married I told my husband firmly, 'Every glass and plate that you take, wash when you are done and put back in its place.'"

The first woman asked, "Did it help?"

Her co-worker replied, "I don't know. I haven't seen him since."