Past Winners

This new technology is for the birds! I sure do miss those good old reliable manual typewriters that didn’t make nearly as many typing mistakes!

Q: How can you tell if your neighbor's cat is a criminal?

A: Your dog is missing and there is a ransom note demanding tuna.

I hate it when I'm singing a song and THE ARTIST gets the words wrong.

Why couldn't Biggie Smalls get into the club?

Because it was Tupac'd.