Past Winners

"I think grandpa mistook his smart phone for an empty glass of wine."

"Why do you say that?"

"He just threw it in the fireplace."

Wait, WHAT?!?!

You mean to tell me that STRESS BALLS are not for throwing at people that STRESS ME OUT?

What do you call a person that is Happy on Monday?

RETIRED!

There is less stress for men because, on average, we will have 6 items in the bathroom: toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap and a towel.

The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 77 (give or take a few), of which a man would not be able to describe or pronounce more than 25 of them.