food jokes

Last week I was bored, so I decided to swap around the labels on my wife's spice rack.

So far, she hasn't noticed.

Mark my words though, the thyme is cumin.

I had an explosion in my kitchen last night.

I combined pasta and antipasto.

I'm sleeping on the couch tonight.

It's my fault. My wife just discovered that she is lactose intolerant and I asked her where she wanted to move to.

She stared at me in confusion.

I explained, "You live in the Milky Way Galaxy."

An Irish toast: May you live as long as you want, and not want for as long as you live.

A French toast: bread, eggs, milk, butter, and maple syrup.