I have a friend who tried to take a selfie in the shower, but the image was too blurry...
He had selfie steam issues.
My daughter told me she saw a deer on the way to school.
Me: “How do you know it was going to school?”
I do really feel bad for the Class of 2020. People say your senior year flies...
I just didn’t realize it would Zoom!
A bald man got a great deal on a wig today - only $1!
It was a small price toupee.