Best Jokes

Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii...

Or just a-low-ha?

I was struggling to get my wife’s attention?

So I simply sat down and looked comfortable.

That did the trick.

What is a web developer's favourite tea?

URL Grey.

Forget about the past, you can’t change it.

Forget about the future, you can’t predict it.

Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one.