Latest Jokes

Little boy to a departing relative... "There's no hurry, Auntie. Daddy put the clock a whole hour ahead."

I was at a tanning salon the other day and noticed a customer running off without paying...

I heard the cashier yell out, "You better get back here or I'll tan your backside!"

I have to find a new gym... the one I have now isn't working out!

I'm really busy next week, I have two back to back appointments with my chiropractor on Wednesday...

I fired him once, but I took him back!