I have to find a new gym... the one I have now isn't working out!
I'm really busy next week, I have two back to back appointments with my chiropractor on Wednesday...
I fired him once, but I took him back!
Son: "Dad, what is 'creeping inflation'?"
Father: "It's when your mother starts out asking for new shoes and ends up with a complete new outfit."
"What does your mother do for a headache?"
"She sends me out to play."