Best Jokes

I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer...

I saw it through my telescope last night.

I asked my doctor today how long he thought this COVID thing will last...

He said, “How should I know, I’m a doctor not a politician.”

Don't eat the French Fish...

It's Poisson!!

Mother: "Son, finish your breakfast. It's not good to leave things undone or unfinished."

Son: "Then I will go back to sleep."

Mother: "Why?"

Son: "Because I want to finish my sleep."