All things are possible...
Except skiing through a revolving door.
A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks lots of water, but still weighs a lot!
There was a young fellow from Trinity
Who took the square root of infinity
But the number of digits
Gave him the fidgets
He dropped math and took up divinity
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
Brittany.
Brittany who?
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
Brittany .
Brittany who?
Oops, I did it again