Best Jokes

A couple was having a discussion about family finances.

Finally the husband exploded, "If it weren't for my money, the house wouldn't be here!"

The wife replied, "Honey, if it weren't for your money, you wouldn't be here!"

What is a Beauty Parlor?

BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.

I was six years old when my daddy took me for my first airplane ride.

We boarded the plane and I got the window seat. After a short while I turned to daddy and exclaimed, "Daddy! We're so high up all the cars on the freeway down there look like ants."

Daddy moved over and looked out the window. After a moment he smiled and said, "Those are ants my dear, we haven't taken off yet."

"What is so special about the new app?"

"It automatically turns off the phone whenever there is a call from the wife."

"What is it called?"

"Wifebuoy."