Best Jokes

Cars and People are alike...

Some go Forward, some go in Reverse, and some just go around in circles.

A good time to keep your mouth shut... is when you're in deep water!

Three guys walk into a bar...

You would've thought the third one would've ducked.

A 10-year-old child was having a conversation with their grandmother while eating breakfast...

Child: "Nanna, I'm a chubby old man."

Grandmother: "What did you say?"

Child: "I'm a chubby old man."

Grandmother: "Now why would you say something like that?"

Child: "Well, everybody says I look just like my daddy."