I went into a flower shop the other day and ordered a dozen roses. While paying for them the woman clerk asked, "Anniversary?"
I replied, "No."
"Birthday?"
Again, I replied, "No."
Having paid, I was walking to the door when she called after me saying, "I hope she forgives you!"
I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering...
Not long ago, an elderly, slim and trim lady was admitted to the hospital. After she finished giving a nurse her information, she asked the nurse if she could help her to the bathroom.
Above the commode, she noticed a note. It read, 'Toilet weight 300 pounds'.
She turned to the nurse and asked, "Why would I want to lift a toilet?"
The one nice thing about narcissists is that they don’t talk about other people!