Best Jokes

Two pastors died in a car accident and were immediately taken up to heaven by an angel.

As they were approaching heaven, they saw how beautiful it was and one of them asked the angel, "What the hell is that?"

I went to buy a duvet.

I asked the shop assistant what filling should I have.

She said: ‘Get down.’

So I hit the deck.

I was introduced to a new guy at work. I said, "What’s your name?"

“Pole.”

"Your parents named you pole?“

"Yes.”

So I kept calling him Pole. At the end of the day another co-worker asked me, “Why are you calling him that?" So I explained why.

My co-worker just looked at me... "He’s from England. His name is Paul!

My 8yo daughter met a girl at summer camp last year named "Internet."

I said no way, that can't be her name but my daughter has been adamant.

For almost a year we've been having this discussion.

ANTOINETTE. I just found out her name is Antoinette.