Best Jokes

On the way back from a Cub Scout meeting, my grandson innocently said to my son, "Dad, I know babies come from mommies' tummies, but how do they get there in the first place?"

After my son hemmed and hawed awhile, my grandson finally spoke up in disgust, "You don't have to make up something, Dad. It's okay if you don't know the answer."

My 4th grade teacher used to complain to my mom about my poor hand writing. I tried hard for years, only in vain, to continuously get the feed back, "Try to improve your handwriting!"

I am 25 now, working as a software professional for a company. I mailed her last week for thanking her for making me what I am now.

She replied with a post script... "Please improve your handwriting!"

Q: What is a soprano's favorite drink growing up?

A: High-C!

My favorite animal is my dog, because every time I ask him, "How do I look?"...

He always answers me by saying, "Wow! Wow!"