Best Jokes

Husband: "I'm really upset you sold my golf clubs at our garage sale. You know how much I enjoy the game."

Wife: "Well honey, I suppose you'll get over it... that, or you die unhappy. Your choice."

Yo Momma is so skinny...

She's so skinny, that she uses a cheerio as a hula-hoop!

Broken puppets for sale....

No strings attached.

What is it called when someone brings litigation against a government official?

Sudafed