Best Jokes

When, and if, Mick Jagger retires, he has expressed interest in building structures assembled with concrete and mortar...

That would make him a Rolling Stonemason.

Two mice scavenging in an old studio warehouse find some old celluloid film.

Mouse 1: This looks really old! I wonder what film it is?

Mouse 2: The can is right here... Oh, it's "Gone with the Wind"!

Mouse 1: Well, maybe it's still good - let me take a bite.

Mouse 2: Well? How is it?

Mouse 1: Nothing much. The book was better.

You're walking down the street and your toe falls off!

Who do you call?

You call a tow truck!

What do you call a Broadway production performed on a huge scrabble board?

A play on words!