Best Jokes

In school, a teacher goes up to student named Johnny who is chewing gum.

The teacher asks him, "Are you chewing gum?"

The student replies, "No, I'm Johnny."

Why did the ceiling fan go to the boxing match?

For the blow-by-blow action.

I walk into a hotel and go to check in. The beautiful receptionist got me checked in and was all smiles. She even wrote down her phone number for me.

The number was 0....

I patiently wait at the customer service desk for my turn. I had come back to return a pair of jeans that were too tight.

"Is something wrong with them?" the teenage clerk asked me.

"Yes," I replied. "They hurt my feelings."

The clerk had no response for me.