Best Jokes

There is one big difference between genius and stupidity...

Genius has limits.

During a long road trip, what did the zombie son ask his zombie father from the back seat of their car?

"Hey dad, are we dead yet?"

People who take high blood pressure medication are doing the right thing...

They are putting the heart before the hearse!

"Walter, if you are going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be?"

"Three days of steady drinking should do it," was Walter's reply.