Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chickens foot!
Peter went home from school and with full of excitement, looked for his mother.
Peter: Mother, I almost made it as top 1 student of our class for this school year!
Mother: Oh really, I'm so proud of you son! So, you must be the top 2 then?
Peter: No mother, our teacher pointed to my seatmate, had she pointed me, I would have been the top 1 in our class! Almost mom! Almost!
Jesus walks into a hotel and places several nails on the counter and asks "Can you put me up for the night."
One Sardar's (Joker) wife told to her husband (Sardar) that she want to live her life with 'wealth & Pride'! Sardar shoots her, telling that 'you are my wife and want to live with Wealth & Pride