Best Jokes

I just want a really nice guy who has a job...

And the missing half of the golden amulet!

Why did the skeleton go to prom alone?

Because he had no-body. =(

I tried to type on my phone, “I’m a functional adult.”

My phone changed it to “fictional adult.”

I left it as is, as I feel that’s more accurate.

The 4 stages of man...

He believes in Santa Claus.

He doesn't believe in Santa Claus.

He is Santa Claus.

He looks like Santa Claus.