I must say that I find television very educational.
The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a book.
What do Tic-Tacs say each other when they can't freshen someone's breath?
"It's time to bring in reinforce-mints!"
I never forget a face...
But in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Did you hear about the woman who started dating rakes?
Yeah, she fell on hard tines.