Best Jokes

What do you call a Volkswagen Beetle in which a poor person has to sleep?

A "Bed Bug"!

Where did Marco Polo die?

At the deep end of the pool.

A guy walks into a bar.

He steps on an ant.

Then his uncle comes in.

What is the definition of adult?

ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.