misc jokes

I WONDER where I left my keys?

I WONDER where I put my phone?

I WONDER where I put my money?

I WONDER ......................................?

I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep.

That's deep enough!

What do you want, an adorable pancreas?

Me: "I wanna travel!"

My bank account: "Like... to the backyard, you mean?"

What do all the people that spell U in place of YOU do with all that spare time?