misc jokes

It seems that every time John, our piano tuner, comes to our house, he scolds me for waiting too long between tunings. I agree with him that it should be done every six months, but I don't really think about it until the piano sounds off-key. Last time he came over, I was on the defensive.

"If you would send out a postcard reminder like the dentist," I declared, "I would make sure to call you for an appointment in a timely fashion."

Without hesitating, he replied, "From now on, when the dentist sends you a postcard, call me."

There are two types of people in this world...

Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data...

Sign on a door:

"Push. If that doesn't work, Pull. If that doesn’t work, we’re closed."

Q: What is blue and smells just like white paint?

A: Blue paint!