misc jokes

What kind of coffee did they serve on the Titanic?
Sanka.

What kind of lettuce did they serve with their salads on the Titanic?
Iceberg.

A young man, while bringing flowers to a cemetery, noticed an old Chinese man placing a bowl of rice on a nearby grave.

The young man walked up to the Chinese man and asked, "When do you expect your friend to come up and eat the rice?"

The old Chinese man replied with a smile, "Same time your friend comes up to smell the flowers."

My son and his wife stopped by Sunday unannounced to visit.

I wouldn't answer the door but I did hold up my new medicine container and pointed to the instructions.

Instructions read: "Take one tablet before bedtime and Keep away from children."