misc jokes

A woman walked into my father's carpet store. She'd just moved out of her parents' home and needed something for her new living room.

"Do you know how big the room is?" my father asked her.

"Yes," she said. "It's 22 flip-flops long by 18 flip-flops wide... and I wear a size 8."

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

Ah forget it, it's over your head!

Who shouted,"Coming Are British The! Coming Are British The!"?

Paul Reverse.