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Favorite this joke Did you hear about the inchworm that got upset?
He had to turn metric.
Sometimes when I'm depressed, I get a pregnancy test...
Just so I can say, 'Well, at least I'm not pregnant."
Q; What are the first 3 words the Giant said to Jack?
A: Fee-Fye-Fo
Q: What are the first 4 words the Giant said to Jack?
A: Fee-Fye-Fo-Fum
Q: What are the answers to both questions, combined?
A: Fee-Fye-Fo-Fee-Fye-Fo-Fum
Q: What do you have?
A: Mike Tyson's telephone number
I finally got my head together!
But now my body is falling apart.
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