misc jokes

The only thing Flat-Earthers fear... Is sphere itself.

Did you hear there's a new Prozac virus out?

It screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

First one says, “Boy, it’s hot in here.”

Second one says, “What the heck, a talking muffin!”

At the zoo I noticed a slice of toast in one of the enclosures.

I asked the keeper, “How did that toast get into the cage?"

"It was bread in captivity,” she replied.