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My house had been burglarized and the police were taking a report.

The policeman asked me, "Have you lived here all your life?"

I replied, "Hopefully, not yet!"

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posted by "Quantum321" |
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The Pessimist
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What is a pessimist?

A pessimist is a person who looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.

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Labor Saver
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Sally: What is the greatest labor saving device known to man?

Wilma: I don't know.

Sally: Tomorrow.

Wilma: Tomorrow?

Sally: As in 'I will do it tomorrow.'

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posted by "Douglas" |
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Vegan Zombie
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What does a vegan zombie eat?

Grrrraaaaaiiiinnns!

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posted by "macpro57" |